shanelessly:

bofurs-wife:

heirtotheholyringsofbetazed:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

This is how I want to die.

DEATH BY BLORP

REMARKABLE

THEY JUST WANT A CUDDLE

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

virginsluts:

2050 goals

virginsluts:

2050 goals

starswaterairdirt:

Infrared image of the dark side of the rings of Uranus, take by the Keck Observatory, 2007

starswaterairdirt:

Infrared image of the dark side of the rings of Uranus, take by the Keck Observatory, 2007

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

ayy lmoa 

ayy lmoa 

religiousdad:

roughrimjob:

ellen-voguee:

homosexuals think they have a sense of fashion but they are tragically mistaken. 

Right because you and your Walgreens glasses scream fashionista

DEVASTATED

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